A History of U.S. unemployed

Hasan A. Yahya, Ph.D

"Congratulations!" My friend with a big smile, said: "You are now unemployed." Last month, he was unemployed. He said the full story the laborious suffered psychological After losing his job. He said

You do not need to shave, shower every day or dress properly. You have become like me and millions of other couples across the country over the past two years. Something strange is happening in the market economy, in particular the United States. If you lost your job recently, enjoying my experience after the first month.

After the first month, it seems much, much more than a month. My wife and I have all the sex relationships nights at first, but began to make their appetite for sex after the second week, she is not making love as usual. The war beyond the borders of United States has eaten all jobs, and I'm not working like you, and no reason to say I'm busy at work, honey!

My house is not mine, be unemployed, I can pay the mortgage. My friends who were very often not even ask me. Television has become increasingly annoying. I have too much time watching. Also time to lose.

Do not ask about children. I have two (one six year old girl and a boy of three years) children. They began boring, or that I started collecting, I began to imagine that children are the burden on the shoulders of their parents. I wandered how my wife in the week and baby at the weekend with them was a composer. Suddenly, I feel unwilling or unable to talk to their children, in particular, the three years I did not even listen. I've become increasingly harsh in my behavior towards my children. It was not my nature. I'll give you an example. Yesterday, when my daughter was six years of not listening I was angry and became close to your chest up, or kill, but the hay, for a while. Could he lost his job makes me angry to behave in this way. How I can know? Must be a factor, regardless of size, the overall situation of the unemployed.

Well, relax, it finally did, and now you are unemployed, join millions of other couples nationwide. "

It has been two months of daily nightmare, expects every weekday for news, and you surprised to keep their jobs in the past two months. Thank God for continued employment so long. After this key innovation in the leading capitalist employment. Thank God, finally stopped the daily nightmare after two months and you become unemployed, with nothing to do with the exception of research on the Internet for work and have sex with any desire.

I started reading, surfing the computer trying to find a job as unemployment couple of millions like me. When I read about billionaires who have lost billions as a couple, I laugh. They still have 10 or 20 million dollars. Do they suffer like us? or I mean, like most us. If we lose our jobs, we lose everything, normal family life, moderates, and even the ability to love normally.

The job fair an excellent opportunity for the unemployed. I made two of the dozens of CV, photos and recommendations. unemployment lines were very long, after 45 minutes online a couple researchers have been kind enough to listen. They gave me a booklet to read, and a request to fulfill. In the third line, all participants waited until was my turn. She smiled and said: Sorry, we are expecting more flyers and brochures to come, but you can visit our website at such in particular. You move to another line, and you the opportunity to finally find someone speaks and gives answers to your questions, with no prospect of employment.

I went home tired, desperate, seeing so many people attended the job fair. I was proud to be associated with a large number of unemployed people in the same place as if we were watching a game baseball without gloves. My wife smiled when he saw me, I did not given any indication of the fair. Later, I told her, then she said: Well, at least not yet I have my work at Burger King. Two days later, my wife joined the army of unemployed me. God Bless America. We will regain the presidency Barack Obama in his last address the problem. But for how long? Course! Nobody knows! (849 words) www.hasanyahya.com

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