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Raisins are the people.

That's what I told one boy, I was responsible for support during a visit on the ground, the other day.

This is probably why I'll never be invited back again to her chaperone class.

.. Because people are raisins.

My son, four years, saw his first field trip the other day. I volunteered to be a companion for the trip. I did this for several reasons:

1) my son was the first bus ride, and I wanted to be there for them

2) I hate work.

3) I'm usually the only guy who chaperones. This leaves me as the only guy in the rule within a group of mothers ... watching you, sensitivity and compassion. This field MILF-lover (and in some cases, the territory GMILF ... (Grand-MILF for the older generation).

So, I was responsible for my son and another boy named Dominic. Accompanying and in itself is not that difficult - you must ensure that your children are in your eyes, listen when people talk, and - in general - they not killed or hit by something. Other than liability, it is basically a holiday in the middle (by mothers - but I think I already mentioned).

Children are generally not monitored very talkative with adults. This is where you inventive, it is not overwhelmed by the authority may feel. My strategy is simple: do things and entertain. It is essentially their parents when they torture home and tell their day. I just wish I was there when she started the things I said.

Anyway Regardless, here's how it happened and what I said, I spoke at a cost of four years.

Item # 1 - Getting to forge their parents sh * T build

My son says that for some reason, an invisible "Bath" in his room in the conversation. I have no idea why it happened and where he goes with this. Dominic looked confused. I looked confused. The decision to work with him, I told my son, Dominic and even have its own bath hidden in her room (remember, it does not work), and because it is invisible, it's really easy to build for father. I told Dominic to go home and say he wanted his father, an invisible tank installed. I also told him that if his father did not think it was good to get around his room in the bathroom stuff and use that one instead.

Item # 2 - they freak out

When we ride the bus, we crossed a swamp. I told the kids to the alligators when we went through - what they have done (Please note that we watch live in New Hampshire). My son insisted there were no alligators in this swamp, because it is too cold and alligators live only in Florida (if it was correct, even partially, one of the main reasons why I do not want to live in Florida). I disagreed and said it was a lot of alligator earlier in the north, and - in fact - The bus seats were made of skins of alligators taken up here. If you were in a bus, you know, the seats are leather green vinyl ... and look like alligator skin ... It was easy to sell.

The children are so stupid.

Item # 3 - Really, they freak out

We somehow back on the discussion again moved to Bath, where I asked him what he really wanted to Dominic if he had to take a bath in her room. He responded by saying: "I want to take a bath EVERY time."

I said, 'Well, if you have taken a bath all the time, you shrivel. Have you had your fingers when you stay in the bath too long? "

He looked at me and shook his head: "Yes."

So I said: "You will be provided in a raisin."

.. Now ... I'm not sure how or why the next thing in my head ... But he did. And I said.

"In fact, raisins actually people who remained in the bath 'M waaay too long. You get all wrinkled, shrink and die. Then come and bring all these people working in small boxes shriveled raisins and sell them in stores. You are very healthy for you. People protein is one of the best protein. Did you know? "

He and my son are both trying to remember that one: "If they are not!"

"Yes, they are," I said. "In Indeed, the next time eat a raisin, very quiet and eat in a quiet room. If you listen closely you can hear a little "Ouch!" If bite you. (For added effect, I said, "ow" in this little Munchkin voice, falsetto)

You're sitting there in horror ... Pale faces.

I would be surprised if one again and again eats a grape - but if they do, I bet they hear in silence ... for the little "Ouch!"

I am waiting for the letter by Dominic parents hate and love ... Notes d'autres mothers.

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