Need to make a personal ad (as a joke)?
So. I’m making my ex bf, Jason, a personal ad
It’s meant as a joke. But still. Creativity needed. Be witty and slightly insulting!
He always makes jokes about “do you like polish sausage”
Because he’s polish and well…. you know…
He’s uber sexy, skinny, and pale, but the biggest geek you’ll ever meet. He actually works at Geek Squad.
His interests include learning morse code, petite asian women, porn, military history, computers, politics, classic rock (journey, bon jovi, foreigner, etc), puppies, (he’s slightly gay), used to be a football player and is a big fan of the Patriots.
Take out the first two lines, change all of the “he” and “his” to “I” and you just made it.
Sausage Making Part 1
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